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Wade Radmore

McGill Engineer Who Will "Do Anything For an Internship" Finds Himself in "Totally Unrelated" SpottedMcGill Confession About Pegging

Wade Radmore
You can implement something already or not, but it will basically just say: “The Faucet is accepting submissions for its next issue: “The TOPIC Issue.” If you would like to submit any articles, art, or anything of comedic nature, please visit our Contact page and send us what you’ve got!”
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Chief Chuckle Engineer
Since 2023-08-01
Johann Pacheco-Veissiere
B.Sc. Honours Cognitive Science
📍Penápolis, BR

After his first stand-up gig got him kicked out from frosh, Johann swore off comedy, until Wade convinced him to share his madness with the world through the Faucet. Johann is also the Editor-in-Chief of On the Table Magazine, as he loves to cook. Furthermore, he is the VP of Inter-University affairs at MUPSS, to pad out his CV. Johann’s articles are easily recognizable for his annoyingly overly verbose run-on sentences bespeckled with quips at whichever group last slighted him.

404 not found: Alan Kaufmann should be here
Senior Staff Writer - August 31, 2023
Since 2023-08-31
Alan Kaufmann
Honours Bioresource Engineering
📍San Francisco, CA

Alan is just an all around “ok” guy without anything too special going on. He likes the outdoors but is very allergic to cats. In his off time, he’d prefer not to say what he does. He does not actually remember writing for the Faucet, but just occasionally blacks out to wake up and to find articles that have been written in Catalonian, which he then has to translate and turn in. You can follow him on Myspace, AOL Messenger, Maple Story, or Vine.

404 not found: Kazuto Kambara should be here
Layout Editor
Since 2022-10-09
Kazuto Kambara
B.Eng. Computer Engineering
📍Unknown

Naturally condescending and lactose-free, Kazuto's job is to keep the scribbles inside the A4 pages. You can find me doom-scrolling in toilet booths to soothe my mid-term-induced anxiety attacks. I may or may not write about the insignificant discomforts in life.

404 not found: Alex Rosen should be here
Socials Coordinator
Since 2023-02-02
Alex Rosen
B.Eng. Mechanical Engineering
📍Boston, MA

Alex is an introverted engineer who decided to join the Plumber’s Faucet as Socials Coordinator. I’m not sure who decided that was a good idea, but we’ve been managing the situation accordingly. Alex likes writing about things that don’t interest him and the differences between apples and oranges. If you’d like to hang out with him, you can find him in a hole behind Trottier.

About Us: The Plumber’s Faucet is McGill University’s one and only satire magazine, existing since the 1950s. The Faucet posts semi-weekly online articles and publishes 2-3 full-length issues per semester. The Faucet is always looking for new writers and submissions, so feel free to submit any of your comedic works. The Faucet is proudly published by the Engineering Undergraduate Society via CopiEUS and EUS Publications.

Disclamer: The Plumber’s Faucet is a Publication of the Engineering Undergraduate Society of McGill University. The opinions expressed in the Faucet are not necessarily those of the EUS nor of any other university body, unless such opinion appears over an authorized signature of a representative of the said body. The Faucet does not print works which are sexist, libelous, racist, homophobic, or violating the copyright laws of Canada. It should be noted that some content is meant to be satirical or humourous in nature. For general enquiries, contact faucet@mcgilleus.ca.